Summer in London is gone. Well, it never came.
There’s no McDonald’s in Vatican. No surprise the Pope travels to Rome ever so often.
Man’s dick is like a little USB stick plugged into body, with loads of porn downloaded on it.
Noodles aren’t from China. They are from Taiwan, like everything else.
I bet the Notting Hill Carnival goers are having a cracking time, and I hope the police doesn’t have to go deep in the weeds.
I think there’s something wrong with me… I didn’t have a wank for the last three days.
Homeless start to bother customers and beg for money inside take away shops, they have no shame. I’m worried soon I will have to eat my burgers locked up in the toilet.