Summer in London is gone. Well, it never came.
There’s no McDonald’s in Vatican. No surprise the Pope travels to Rome ever so often.
Man’s dick is like a little USB stick plugged into body, with loads of porn downloaded on it.
Noodles aren’t from China. They are from Taiwan, like everything else.
Homeless start to bother customers and beg for money inside take away shops, they have no shame. I’m worried soon I will have to eat my burgers locked up in the toilet.
What a junkie says to another junkie in rehab? I wish you speed recovery.
“I’m a dinosaur” – said Michael Douglas. – Does it mean there’s a chance we can see you in new Jurassic Park movie?