I’m not good at making money. Much better at spending them.
I’ve been to Iceland last week, but I didn’t see any volcanoes, just shelves with food.
You can divide humans on politicians and people who care.
What do you call a fool with influences? Powerful.
Poor people don’t make millions, poor people make millionaires.
There are 2 ways to become a bestselling author in America: 1. write a great book. 2. go to bed with a high-rank politician.
Great Britain reminds me of Titanic, which was supposed to be unsinkable, but started sinking after unexpectedly crashing into a Brexit iceberg.