Everything is getting more expensive in Britain. Even price of rocket is rocketing.
I bet the Notting Hill Carnival goers are having a cracking time, and I hope the police doesn’t have to go deep in the weeds.
When I hear about “cliff-edged Brexit” I see Theresa May standing on the edge of a cliff, crying…
Hurricanes in America happen so often, soon they will run out of names for them.
Visiting Poland two months ago, “Prince William spoke at an evening garden party in the Polish capital Warsaw… He briefly addressed guests in Polish and hailed the country’s courage, fortitude and bravery in surviving centuries of invasions”.
…unlike England, which is slowly becoming world’s biggest colony.
“British passengers may have to pay more for flights to help fund US immigration officers at UK airports… ‘The real challenge is who’s going to pay’, the source said”.
Big Ben is about to be silenced until 2021. But panic you not. Theresa May is loud enough to replace the famous bong.