What do you call a person who doesn’t ike cider? Outcider.
Film Production Jobs: Looking for a smooth operator.
What do you call a person who is having a long, hot, relaxing bath, while your boiler is broken? – Bathstard.
I hate when people say “innit”. It’s disgusting, innit?
Heart surgerers often during operations wear hearts on their sleeves.
I’m not surprised with the headlines “Wenger Out” regarding Arsen Wenger’s departure from Arsenal. I’ve seen them in the papers for the last ten years.
It’s a beautiful day today in London. It’s not raining…